Will This Revive My Marriage?
My wife and I have a second home down on the coast. Basically during the week, I think, she goes down there and cheats on me. We’ve always agreed to have time apart, but she literally stays down on the coast most of the week, and stays when I come down for the weekend. Of course I’ve never caught her, but she is cheating on me.
I am a dwarf and it was hard for to me find a wife. I make good money and this maybe why my wife married me utlimately, but I don’t want to lose her and I can look past her flings. So…..
My plan to turn her on is this: I’m going to rent a small boat from the local marina. When I set sail I’m going to change into a pirate outfit similar to what the Somalis are now wearing. And I’m going to put a patch over my eye like Tom Cruise did in his new movie. Then I’m going to sail into the canal where our house is at, and crash the boat into my dock while my wife is in the house (upstairs). When she looks out the window I plan for her to see me with my sword and eyepatch charging toward the stairs like a pirate would. I’m going to scream out (in a disguised voice) “…been lonely sailing the seas….now need a woman as my treasure…..” Then I’m going to kick in the door and slash my sword through the air when I’m inside. I’m hoping simulatneously she is scared to death and realizes I’m the pirate. I’m hoping the whole scene turns her on.
Would this turn on a woman—first being scared to death by a Somali pirate (I plan to have a big hat that hides my face) then being turned on when you find out it’s your husband?
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Even if you hide your face, won’t she know it’s you straight away, from your short stature? Before you dress up as a pirate, I suggest you do something about your erectile dysfunction.
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Lol, do you live in your mother’s basement?
Oh… wow.
I don’t know if it would be a turn on….Depends on what she’s into I guess.
Just let her have her fling. It will keep her happy
why don’t I believe a word of this?
It worries me that you make a few separate conflicting statements in your posting…you think your wife married you for the money to begin with, and that you know she is cheating, and that you can get past her flings, and that it was hard for you to “find” a wife. In all honesty, I think its worse to be married to the wrong person than it is to be single. Personally, your scenario wouldn’t turn me on…if you want the truth. And quite frankly, I have much more self-esteem than to “put up with” flings…I would never gloss over infidelity and pretend it didn’t exist. I more than likely would sit down and talk to her…and let her know her unfaithfulness has to stop, or its time to divorce. I wouldn’t let someone keep using me, and feel I have to do back flips and drama acts to keep them alive in romance. Romance is just something that is mutual, either you have it or you don’t…(not meaning you per say)…I mean either there is chemistry between you two or there isn’t. You need a person who loves you entirely, not just your bottom line. I wish you MUCH better in life. Take care.
Well, first of all, if you are a dwarf she will probably know it is you. Second, why try something like this that has a good chance of getting your feelings hurt? If you truly can live with her infidelity, go to marriage counseling and get to know each other all over again. If not, try moving on. Your size will not dictate your love. Any woman would be in a fantasy to have a husband as dedicated as you. Don’t EVER think you deserve less than what you are willing to give. Life isn’t over, you will find your true love someday.
Well honestly I would not be turn on by this but it would make me pee on my pants laughing.
If this is going on you should value your self enough not to take crap from this woman cheating on you, no matter what you do not deserve a cheating spouse so don’t sell your self short lol sorry didn’t mean it that way, but you know what I mean.
Find your self another woman who will love you for who you are and you will find this woman because you are a good man send that creeping cheater to the curve and start new no one deserves what you are going trough.. Good luck.